{"product_id":"raised-on-hose-water-neglect-unisex-t-shirt-funny-gen-x-tee","title":"Raised on Hose Water \u0026 Neglect Unisex T-Shirt | Funny Gen X Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n               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solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            31.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            32.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Sleeve length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.23 \n                        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interesting. This funny minimalist tee is perfect for Gen X, ’70s and ’80s kids, or anyone who remembers being told to stay outside until the streetlights came on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Soft and comfortable lightweight fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Classic unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Available in multiple colors and sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 100% ring-spun cotton in solid colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Heather colors contain a cotton\/polyester blend\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Tear-away label\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePLEASE NOTE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis item is made especially for you after your order is placed. Please review the size chart before ordering. 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